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I barely comment on Paul Heyman’s articles in the UK Sun, but his article this week just blows my mind.

Paul Heyman was critical of Ric Flair’s decision to leave WWE in his latest UK Sun Blog.

"It’s sad to see Flair advertised for some low rent wrestling shows at this stage of his life. He should really be above that. I don’t know what his take will be in 12 months, but unless it’s significantly above the half million dollars he was making from Vince McMahon, I just don’t understand what he’s trying to accomplish…"

"I’m not saying Flair shouldn’t take advantage of his earning potential right now. And I hope he makes millions in whatever he does. But seeing him in these ads for every rinky dink out there just makes him look ancient instead of being relevant, which he still can be." – Paul Heyman

Paul, either that ponytail on the back of your continuously balding head is cutting off some blood to your brain or you have become even more of a arrogant jackass since you parted ways with the WWE. You really don’t understand what he’s doing? He’s saying his good byes to his fans in a much more up close and personal way then just saying his farewell on WWE TV. I’m sure for him its a way to pay homage to his beginnings when wrestling territories still existed and he traveled day after day to pave his way to be a great champion; no matter what size the arena.

Speaking of beginnings, where the hell do you get off calling these shows "Low rent" and "Rinky dink"? Take your head out of your ass for a second and think back 10 years to a little organization called "ECW". You know, the place that featured most of its matches in a bingo hall and had it commentary re-recorded in a Mother’s basement? Watching old ECW shows make you realize just how low rent and rinky dink your little fed was, but guess what? People didn’t watch it for the production values; they watched it for the wrestling.

These small fed’s are what develop talent and help them make their way to the big guns, it keeps the business alive and it keeps giving bullshit spewing jerks like you a job. The funny thing is, if you were running a wrestling promotion right now, I bet you’d be foaming at the mouth to get Flair at your promotion, just so you could rake in the cash and keep the daily double cheese burger meals rolling your way.

Simply put, Flair doing a local indy promotion tour just shows that "He’s above" looking down at people who pay to go to these smaller fed’s. Not only that, it proves that he’s above you.

Now go enjoy that Big and Tasty, F-tard.

Sincerely,

Mike Dyn-O-Mite.

Jasman Toys returns with the new Halo 3 2 player target shooting set! Check out the new video review to see how they stack up!

If you were one of those people who loved the first two entries into the Halo Laser Pursuit Set, but were not very thrilled about the price for them; Jasman Toys has an answer for you! Yes! Jasman Toys has heard the cries of those saying the Plasma Riffle and Plasma Pistol were far too expensive and has responded by making a cheaper, scaled down, two player set for only $39.99.

The first and obvious question is going to be “Ok, so it’s cheaper! Does it still work like the original ones?” and the answer is that these work just as well as the other weapons and actually handles better than the original Plasma Pistol.

The new Pistols have ditched the LCD, vibration and “pop out” over heat functions of the original gun and have instead scaled the weapons down slightly so they feel quite more comfortable to hold. The gun still features its overcharge shot function, still has lights and still features very high quality sound effects that sound just like the game. The pistols seem significantly lighter and now that it lacks the more expensive pieces; it seems much more durable in the hands of children.

The laser receiver that registers hits also makes it returns in the two set, though it is slightly smaller and this time painted a darker color then its predecessor. It still features the same clip on the back for clipping on the player as well. Another great feature is that the guns and receivers are backwards compatible with the original set, meaning if you have the original two guns; you can play with the new set as well!

I let some of the neighborhood kids try these out as Jasman Toys was kind enough to send me two sets of these and the kids grasped the concept of the guns pretty easily. While most of them were too young to have played the actual Halo video game, they seemed to be enthralled with them enough to make the kid’s mother’s interested and minutes later they were asking me where they could pick a set up of their own. They also asked me what the heck I was doing with so many laser guns… I should have responded by telling them I was preparing for the invasion, but I’m sure they would have called the cops on me.

Where can you buy these? At the moment they are only available at online retailers and can be found at the following sites below:

www.target.com

www.walmart.com

www.amazon.com

Overall, I’m happy to see that Jasman Toys went ahead and made a two player set like this! It’s much easier for Halo collectors and laser tag nuts to pick it up at its $39.99 price point and would make an awesome gift for the holidays or birthdays! I have no complaints what so ever about the features that were taken out, because the gun still does what it’s suppose to do!

Overall rating: 5 out of 5!

Here’s something I haven’t done in awhile! Free music! Tonight I am uploading three free music tracks and here is number 3!

Unleaded Logic – Dr. Smith & Mr. Hyde – Download – (320 kps MP3)

This just happens to be one of those tracks that I started for no reason and turned out great. The title named "Dr. Smith & Mr. Hyde" was inspired by Underworld’s Rick Smith and Karl Hyde, mostly due to the fact that I thought this track sounded like an Underworld track.

Enjoy!

Here’s something I haven’t done in awhile! Free music! Tonight I am uploading three free music tracks and here is number 2!

Unleaded Logic – Ping Ping Boom – Download – (320 kps MP3)

Ping Ping Boom is a combination of a few ideas and inspirations. One of them being that I just finished playing a game of Geometry Wars 2 and second that I’m doing composing for the upcoming game that Team Awesome is putting together for the brand new XNA Game contest.

Branching off from Geometry Wars, I pictured a HD version of Pong; but instead of your basic ball and paddle, your paddle was now a reflective weapon that would bounce back a massive asteroid stuck in a tractor beam.

The crazy story I had about this game was that earth was about to be hit by a massive asteroid and the only two super powers in the world who could stop it were the United States and Russia. After all, the game was set in the cold war period. The kicker for the story was that even if in meant a mass amount of global destruction, the two super powers were still fighting it out. Each super power is hoping that each other’s country asteroid reflector fails and that it would destroy their rival country’s cities instead of their own.

So see? In this game your fighting to win the cold war….by smashing a asteroid in to your rival super power.

Sure, the story doesn’t make sense at all; but all of this, including the song were constructed by myself in a matter of a few hours.

The song, while electronic in nature; goes to beat and pressure of the asteroid smashing off the reflectors.

Enjoy!

Here’s something I haven’t done in awhile! Free music! Tonight I am uploading three free music tracks and here is number 1!

Unleaded Logic – True – (Unleaded Logic’s Silent Omen mix) – Download – (320 kps MP3)

Silent Hill is known as one of the most terrifying and mysterious horror games out there and as good as the series is at providing scares, the games are also known for its collection of awesome soundtracks.

Akira Yamoka the musician behind the soundtracks gives such a distinct tone to game’s music that its hard not to fall in love with it. Upon accidentally running into a piano key sheet of the song "True" I decided to see if I could make my own version. It only took a few hours to learn and  the results are above!

Enjoy!

Bionic Commando for the original NES remains one of my all time favorite games, so you can imagine my excitement when they announced a next gen version. Then they got me even more excited when they followed that announcement up with news of a 3D/2D remake. Bionic Commando: Rearmed is simply one of the best games you can pick up on Xbox Live Arcade and The Playstation Network. It takes every great detail of the original and makes it work in today’s gaming generation.

Each and every level has been remade in high res graphics and a thumping electronic remix of the original songs. Updated game play mechanics have been added where they make sense, like being able to bring all your weapons with you on each map; opposed to just one like the original game forced you to have. The bosses of the original game where not one of the game’s strong points, but the team who put together Rearmed has made awesome, intricate battles that change depending on what difficulty level you put them on. If there is only one gigantic change of the game, it is the last level. It is completely new to the original game and its also quite long. Not to mention frustrating! By the time I finished the last stage, I probably spent a good two hours total learning every part of it to make the most out of my lives. Even then, I spent another 5 lives on the last boss and just managed to finish him of with one remaining. As frustrating as it was though, beating it gives you a massive sense of accomplishment and unlocks Super Hard mode.

Another cool feature that GRIN (The team who remade the game.) put in was offline two-player co-op and 4 player offline deathmatch. Each element adds lots of hours to the game play and wraps up this awesome remake package into one great game.

For those of you who have played the original, buy it! Its worth it. To those of you who haven’t, try the demo and experience the awesomeness! You won’t be disappointed either way.

5 out of 5.

If you’ve been singing the blues because you didn’t make it to this year’s San Diego Comic-Con, and thus, were unable to order our Halo 3 Con exclusive – you’re in luck.
Starting today and available as long as supplies last, you can order this pair of figures through our online store. This special offer features two of McFarlane Toys’ highly sought-after Halo 3 action figures in a commemorative combo.

An exclusive Spartan Soldier (EVA "HellSpartan") is paired with an exclusive clear Spartan Soldier (CQB Active-camouflage) figure. Production of these pieces was limited to 3,000 sets. Although packaged individually, the two figures will be sold ONLY as a set for $30 (plus shipping). There is a purchase limit of 4 sets per person.

HOW TO ORDER:
You must be a member of our Collector’s Club to order this exclusive combo. Becoming a member is quick, easy and FREE. Log onto your account.

IF YOU ARE ALREADY A MEMBER OF OUR COLLECTOR’S CLUB:
Click here and follow the simple instructions to place your order.

Today, Fedex dropped off a box containing some Plasma Pistols! These are apart of the new two player set that Jasman Toys is releasing in the next month or so! If you’ve watched my video reviews in the past then you know that I’ve reviewed the original Plasma Rifle and the Plasma Pistol to lots of positive feedback. This two player pack contains two stripped down versions of the original Plasma Pistol in order to cut down the cost and make it more within your price range to enjoy some Halo Laser Tag. While it doesn’t contain the pop out features, recoil and LCD screen of the original version; it still delivers solid game play. Also, these slimmed down versions of the pistols are a bit more comfortable on the hands which would allow for children to handle the guns easily.

 

I’ve only had some solo experience with them so far, but rest assured; a video review is forth coming! It will cover all the questions you have about the new set and how it interacts with the old sets! We received 4 guns and along with original two, we plan to demonstrate a 2 vs 2 vs 2 game in the video review.

 

Enjoy a couple of photos of the guns, along with some comparison photos of the original gun. We’ll post a video review as soon as its done!

I just talked to the Director of Marketing & Licensing for Jasman Toys (The makers of the wonderful Halo Laser Tag Weapons.) and has informed me that they will be available soon!

"Our mass market duel pistol set has shipped and they should be appearing on the following websites VERY soon:

www.target.com

www.walmart.com

www.amazon.com

You also can find them very soon at Fred Meyer and Academy Sports."

Stay tuned folks! A video review will follow as soon as we get our hands on these!

The day has finally come and the much delayed Halo Uprising comic series has finally been put back on track. Delayed after two issues due to a major plot change in Halo 3, the writers and artists were forced to make changes to the storyline that would make Uprising fit consistently with the third game. Many people were left with a bad taste in their mouths after reading issue #2;  the story seemed to fall away from the Master Chief and instead focus on the makeshift romantic relationship of two human survivors. This made the story very lackluster and didn’t leave much hope for a story other than a romance novel for issue #3.

Either my head is foggy about the last issue or Benis and Maleev really brought their "A" game to issue #3, because it easily makes it the stand out issue of the series so far! I’d even say that it either matches or beats "Armor Testing’ from the Halo Graphic Novel. Issue #3 brings it all: Mystery, suspense, great dialog and lots and lots of combat and blood! When you actually see a severed head of a Brute on top of a Warthog hood than you know that this issue is serious.

Overall, when I got to the end of this issue I was pumped to get the upcoming 4th issue.

Halo: Uprising is back…with a vengeance!